December 24, 2011
I’m at my Mom’s house for the holidays.

She just got a new 42-inch flat screen TV.

And she has DirecTV, which is a luxury for me, since I do not at my apartment.

And the Bills are actually winning, 26-14.

But I can’t watch the game.

Do you know why?

Because none of you fuckers bought tickets, and it’s blacked out locally.

So instead, I’m watching Devils/Caps hockey reruns on MSG and following the score ticker on the bottom of the screen.

Y’all are assholes for this.

Merry Christmas!

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